{"id":464,"date":"2025-03-07T22:04:50","date_gmt":"2025-03-07T22:04:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blackmanwrites.com\/?p=464"},"modified":"2025-03-07T22:26:36","modified_gmt":"2025-03-07T22:26:36","slug":"yo-mans-is-a-punk-psy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackmanwrites.com\/?p=464","title":{"rendered":"Yo Mans is a Punk (P**sy)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Tariffs! Picture that kid you grew up with\u2014we all had one in the neighborhood. The one that talks a lot of shit when he ain\u2019t face-to-face with his ops. When it comes to tariffs, he\u2019s out here talking shit to our friends\u2014the people outside the neighborhood that we still cool with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He\u2019s that kid that says, “Next time I see them, Imma kick they ass.”<\/em> But everybody in the neighborhood already know\u2014this boy ain\u2019t got no hands. He\u2019s the one you convince to go steal from the corner store just so he can feel like part of the crew. Then he secretly sneaks in the house and calls them on the phone like, “I was just playin\u2019\u2026 please don\u2019t beat me up.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He\u2019s out here sellin\u2019 what we used to call \u201cwolf tickets.\u201d
“I\u2019m imposing tariffs tomorrow!”<\/em>
“No, wait\u2014next week!”<\/em>
“Nah, for real this time\u2014next month!”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The ops (his so-called “enemies”) called his bluff. They knew he was a failure who don\u2019t know math. He ain\u2019t even realize 10,000 is less than 15,000\u2014that\u2019s how many Mexican troops was already at the border before<\/em> he started braggin\u2019 about how he \u201cscared\u201d the Mexican president. This the same kid that couldn\u2019t bust a grape with a hammer. The one that wouldn\u2019t throw rice at a wedding. But when he got the whole neighborhood backing him, suddenly he puffin\u2019 out his chest like he tough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The real question is\u2014why?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because everybody in the neighborhood know he weak. They know he\u2019s easy to manipulate. They need a patsy and a mouthpiece. So they keep him around, never clown him too much, \u2018cause one day, they might need him to take the fall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But here\u2019s the problem\u2014the neighborhood ain\u2019t the toughest in the city anymore. While the other neighborhoods been gettin\u2019 they weight up, this one been getting softer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This kid grows up and finds a whole group of people just like him\u2014mediocre, bitter, and feelin\u2019 like they the dude that had sand kicked on him at the beach. And this group? They start believing he<\/em> the one who can lead them back to the \u201cglory days.\u201d Back when the neighborhood was just them. Back when the only outsiders were there to keep \u2018em clean, fed, and comfortable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And this week, that same punk proved it again. He made them calls, whisperin\u2019 to real leaders, “You know I was just playin\u2019\u2026”<\/em> but still talkin\u2019 crazy to a dude from off the block while he got his boys behind him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zelensky shoulda bitch slapped him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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