{"id":511,"date":"2025-05-16T19:42:24","date_gmt":"2025-05-16T19:42:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blackmanwrites.com\/?p=511"},"modified":"2025-05-16T19:47:59","modified_gmt":"2025-05-16T19:47:59","slug":"511","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackmanwrites.com\/?p=511","title":{"rendered":"Y\u2019all Still Buying Eggs?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"534\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blackmanwrites.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/WhiteEggs.webp?resize=534%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blackmanwrites.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/WhiteEggs.webp?w=534&amp;ssl=1 534w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blackmanwrites.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/WhiteEggs.webp?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>To all you Appalachian-living, no-teeth-having, Walmart-shopping, healthcare-lacking, MAGA hat-wearing inbreds\u2014are you still buying eggs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What did yo\u2019 mans have to give up to get a $400 million dollar plane? Was it his soul or yours. Would he ever let your hillbilly ass ride on it? You voted to stop the transgenders from getting sex changes in prison\u2014both of them! From competing against your little girls in sports\u2014all ten of them!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You took affordable healthcare but rejected it when it was called Obamacare. Stupid! You can\u2019t spell or define <em>tariffs<\/em>, but Walmart just told y\u2019all their prices are going up, Clem and Vern\u2014because of <em><strong>TARIFFS<\/strong><\/em><strong>!<\/strong> While y\u2019all\u2019s man is over there getting bent over a chair, telling them he\u2019s got about 7 million more greased up with red hats on and waiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You won\u2019t like it if you get your way here in America, but you weren\u2019t brave enough in your <em>\u201chome of the brave\u201d <\/em>to change the \u201cG\u201d on the hats you proudly wear to the \u201cW\u201d you believe in. After the Afrikaners start taking your white jobs\u2014by the way, these are the jobs <em><strong>you\u2019ll<\/strong><\/em> be filling when all the deportations are done\u2014<strong>Black people ain\u2019t going for it this time!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, Becky Sue and Amy Lou, let me know when you get a ride on that plane. The one that may fall outta the sky\u2014either because it\u2019s piloted by some mediocre WEI hire, or because of the lack of air traffic controllers and outdated equipment your elected officials blocked funding for. Or maybe Qatar just presses a button\u2014right in the middle of you enjoying your $150 egg sandwich in your $500 for special outfit from <strong>Walmart!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To all you Appalachian-living, no-teeth-having, Walmart-shopping, healthcare-lacking, MAGA hat-wearing inbreds\u2014are you still buying eggs? 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