{"id":570,"date":"2025-07-08T17:29:30","date_gmt":"2025-07-08T17:29:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blackmanwrites.com\/?p=570"},"modified":"2025-07-08T17:29:30","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T17:29:30","slug":"what-the-fk-you-mean-aint-no-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackmanwrites.com\/?p=570","title":{"rendered":"What the F@!k You Mean Ain\u2019t No List?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Fox News \u2014 that bastion of integrity and unbiased journalism (insert deep eye roll<\/em>) \u2014 asked Pam Bondi back in February if the DOJ would release the \u201cJeffrey Epstein client list.\u201d Her response?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIt\u2019s sitting on my desk right now to review. That\u2019s been a directive by President Trump. I\u2019m reviewing that.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast forward to now and suddenly, poof<\/em> \u2014 there is no list.
\u201cAin\u2019t no list, never was a list. What island? Who\u2019s Jeffrey Epstein?\u201d They\u2019re trying to Jedi mind trick the entire country.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Maybe the reason the list disappeared is because your<\/em> favorite orange savior\u2019s name is on it \u2014 not Clinton or Obama like y\u2019all were praying for. Just asking questions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Meanwhile, Texas is underwater. And while I send my heartfelt sympathy to those who\u2019ve lost everything \u2014 or lost loved ones \u2014 we still have to talk about why it\u2019s this bad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This administration slashed funding for the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)<\/strong> \u2014 the very people who help predict and prepare for floods. Texas legislators voted against<\/em> extra funding for flash flood warning systems. And Ted Cruz?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He was on vacation in Greece<\/strong>. Literally. And didn\u2019t even come back when the flooding started.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Same Ted Cruz who disappears every time disaster hits. Same GOP leaders who keep trying to sell you the lie that FEMA is the problem<\/strong> and that governors should handle disasters on their own<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIf the governors in those states can\u2019t handle it, they shouldn\u2019t be in office.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So… will he be tossing paper towel rolls at Texans on Friday?
Oh wait \u2014 that level of clownery was reserved for Puerto Rico.
Maybe because they were a little too brown for his comfort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now, for the real bullshit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mainstream media? Bought and sold. At this point they might as well run their stories past the White House before airtime. Today\u2019s dominant headline? Tariffs.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Classic misdirection. Sleight of hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While they wave one hand to distract you with trade wars, the other one is hiding client lists, gutting disaster response, and rewriting reality.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So, while you’re glued to headlines about tariffs and trade, remember \u2014 that\u2019s the sleight of hand. The magic trick. The real<\/em> stories? They\u2019re disappearing before your eyes. The list? Vanished. The floods? Blamed on local leadership. The truth? Buried deeper than Epstein.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And Ted Cruz? Still drying off from Greece.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Meanwhile, y\u2019all out here defending a man who slashed disaster funding<\/em>, botched a pandemic<\/em>, threw paper towels at brown people<\/em>, and now wants you to believe the list never existed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Back when he was closer to sane, Kanye said it best during Katrina: \u201cGeorge Bush doesn\u2019t care about Black people.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let me update that for you: Trump don\u2019t give a fuck about none of y\u2019all.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not Texans.
Not flood victims.
Not Epstein\u2019s survivors.
Not the truth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stay woke. Or stay played.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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