{"id":602,"date":"2025-07-28T19:51:21","date_gmt":"2025-07-28T19:51:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blackmanwrites.com\/?p=602"},"modified":"2025-07-28T19:51:21","modified_gmt":"2025-07-28T19:51:21","slug":"maga-mike-johnson-sent-congress-home-for-the-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackmanwrites.com\/?p=602","title":{"rendered":"MAGA Mike Johnson Sent Congress Home for the Summer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"612\" height=\"408\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blackmanwrites.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/EmptyCongress.jpg?resize=612%2C408&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-603\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blackmanwrites.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/EmptyCongress.jpg?w=612&amp;ssl=1 612w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blackmanwrites.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/EmptyCongress.jpg?resize=300%2C200&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 612px) 100vw, 612px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">House of Representatives Chamber of the Idaho State Capitol Building in Boise, Idaho.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>And no, this wasn\u2019t a reward for hard work and dedication.<br>Democrats got to go home too.<br>This wasn\u2019t due to renovations\u2014no fresh paint, wallpaper, or carpet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was once sent home from work for using the word <em>\u201cproprietary\u201d<\/em> in a meeting\u2014maybe with a bit of snark\u2014but I got paid, so let\u2019s call it an extra vacation day.<br>Congress? They&#8217;re on what amounts to <strong>administrative leave with pay<\/strong>\u2014you know, the thing police get after killing an unarmed Black man.<br>But unlike police, there won\u2019t be an investigation into Congress.<br>And if there were, the findings would be declared \u201cjustified.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Let\u2019s call it what it is:<br><strong>They were sent home so they wouldn\u2019t have to do their jobs.<\/strong><br>And you still have to pay them.<br>These are your employees. They work for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>MAGA Mike is counting on your short attention span and even shorter memory.<br>He&#8217;s hoping something shiny happens between now and September\u2014so you stop thinking about Epstein.<br>So you forget the unthinkable horrors in those sealed files.<br>So you stop wondering why Ghislaine Maxwell\u2014convicted of sex trafficking\u2014is quietly preparing for her next chapter. A clemency deal? A pardon?<br>Or worse, more lies. She was convicted of perjury too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s wild when you really think about it.<br>Remember eggs?<br>I just paid $4.89 for a dozen.<br>Americans forget <strong>everything.<\/strong><br>It won\u2019t be long before folks are saying,<br>\u201cI think his name was George Stein or Jeff Greenberg or something\u2026\u201d<br>Or just, \u201cThat Jewish guy who did something with kids.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And <em>nobody<\/em> is talking about the \u201cBig Beautiful Bill\u201d that passed narrowly in Congress\u2014<br>the one that\u2019ll most hurt the very people in the MAGA-verse who keep chanting \u201crelease the files.\u201d<br>They\u2019re being groomed\u2014yes, <em>groomed<\/em>\u2014by a 24\/7 loop of<br><strong>\u201cHoax.\u201d \u201cFake news.\u201d \u201cObama\u2019s treason.\u201d<\/strong><br>Now add:<br>\u201cBeyonc\u00e9 and Oprah were paid to endorse Kamala Harris.\u201d<br>Don\u2019t let the Beyhive swarm on your ass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Being groomed.<br>Just like the children Epstein and Maxwell lured in service of the rich and powerful.<br>The same rich and powerful who\u2019ll benefit from massive tax breaks\u2014<br>so long as you\u2019re too distracted to notice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And this \u201crecess\u201d?<br>Usually, Congress members go home to fundraise and host town halls.<br>But not this time.<br>They were <em>told to stop<\/em>\u2014<br>because too many of y\u2019all showed up angry.<br>Shouting.<br>Demanding answers.<br>Tired of the excuses and the stammering and the hemming and hawing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So now?<br>Your Congressperson is on vacation.<br>Paid vacation.<br><strong>Paid by you.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So here\u2019s what I\u2019m wondering\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>What will his loyalists say when egg prices stay high?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What happens when tariffs kick in (if they ever do\u2014remember T.A.C.O.?) and Dickie\u2019s bib overalls are $75 at Walmart?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What will Mee-maw and Pappy do when they no longer can afford healthcare due to cuts in Medicare and Medicaid?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What will Whole Foods Republicans say when strawberries and bananas are $9.99 a pound?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What will Tim Scott do when he finds out the real reason he didn\u2019t get a hard hat when trailing behind his \u201clion\u201d and the Federal Reserve Chair?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>What will they all do when they see how many frequent flyer miles Trump earned on trips to Epstein Island?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Nothing.<\/strong><br>Not a damn thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And no, this wasn\u2019t a reward for hard work and dedication.Democrats got to go home too.This wasn\u2019t due to renovations\u2014no fresh paint, wallpaper, 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