Remember Minority Report with Tom Cruise? The precogs could predict who was going to commit murder and the cops would swoop in before it happened. Crime nearly vanished because they followed the pattern. We don’t…
Author: Tracey Wallace
Who’s Gonna Have Jimmy Kimmel’s Balls?
Tonight, it’s going to be interesting to see what monologue Jimmy Kimmel comes out with. Will he be muted? Sanitized? Forced to issue a public apology to Charlie Kirk’s family for his “insensitivity”? I don’t…
A Night at The Aux
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I never thought I’d be thankful that our washing machine broke. Truth be told, I hate laundromats. I’d rather walk barefoot down a gravel alley than sit under those flickering fluorescent lights, waiting for my…
Enigma. Gamine. Epstein.
Enigma[uh-nig-muh]Nouna person or thing that is mysterious, puzzling, or difficult to understand. Gamine[gam-een, -in, ga-meen]Nounan attractive and usually thin and small woman or girl who often shows a playful desire to cause trouble. Now I’m…
To Momma
The last few days my head has been a little muzzy; I’ve been in a weird place. At first, I thought it was just the constant barrage of ridiculous news cycles. I kept hearing a…
Shots Fired
I keep thinking about when the first shot will be fired, the one that sparks the next Civil War. Will it come from a trigger-happy weekend warrior in the National Guard?Will it come from a…
The Most Dangerous People on Earth
Some of you will be offended by what I’m about to say, but as the old saying goes, a hit dog will holler. On the 70th anniversary of Emmett Till’s murder, I woke up furious.…
The New Trickle-Down Theory – Stupidity
At the very top sits a man with the vocabulary of a 4th grader, never proven to have graduated from any college (well, maybe Trump U.). The head of this idiotoracy plants himself behind the…
The Whole World Loves It
‘Cause the whole world loves it when you don’t get down(Bah bah-da, bah bah, bah-da da)And the whole world loves it when you make that sound(Bah bah-da, bah bah, bah-da da)And the whole world loves…
Since Y’all Don’t Speak Putin… Here’s the Black American Translation
This picture says it all but… PUTIN: Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen, our negotiations have been held in a constructive atmosphere of mutual respect.BAT: I told your feeble leader how this was going down in…