To all you Appalachian-living, no-teeth-having, Walmart-shopping, healthcare-lacking, MAGA hat-wearing inbreds—are you still buying eggs?
What did yo’ mans have to give up to get a $400 million dollar plane? Was it his soul or yours. Would he ever let your hillbilly ass ride on it? You voted to stop the transgenders from getting sex changes in prison—both of them! From competing against your little girls in sports—all ten of them!
You took affordable healthcare but rejected it when it was called Obamacare. Stupid! You can’t spell or define tariffs, but Walmart just told y’all their prices are going up, Clem and Vern—because of TARIFFS! While y’all’s man is over there getting bent over a chair, telling them he’s got about 7 million more greased up with red hats on and waiting.
You won’t like it if you get your way here in America, but you weren’t brave enough in your “home of the brave” to change the “G” on the hats you proudly wear to the “W” you believe in. After the Afrikaners start taking your white jobs—by the way, these are the jobs you’ll be filling when all the deportations are done—Black people ain’t going for it this time!
So, Becky Sue and Amy Lou, let me know when you get a ride on that plane. The one that may fall outta the sky—either because it’s piloted by some mediocre WEI hire, or because of the lack of air traffic controllers and outdated equipment your elected officials blocked funding for. Or maybe Qatar just presses a button—right in the middle of you enjoying your $150 egg sandwich in your $500 for special outfit from Walmart!
