Whether you are thirteen or however old Pam Bondi is, you are not safe.
DJT praised Pam and said she did a tremendous job, a loyal friend, and a patriot. First, who in the world gets fired for doing a tremendous job? You don’t typically fire your loyal friends like that. At the same time, he posted that delays in cases against his political enemies were “killing our reputation and credibility.” Is an overall approval rating of 35% good? I guess reputation is subjective and credibility is meaningless.
Meanwhile, Pam put out this crazy statement:
Since February 2025, we have secured the lowest murder rate in 125 years, secured first-ever terrorism convictions against members of Antifa, shattered domestic and transnational gangs across the country, taken custody of more than 90 key cartel figures, and won 24 favorable rulings at the Supreme Court. I remain eternally grateful for the trust that President Trump placed in me to Make America Safe Again.
This some bullshit.
“Lowest murder rate in 125 years?” Based on what—time travel stats? The FBI can’t even lock numbers year to year without revisions. Antifa isn’t an organization. You can’t convict a hashtag. The Bloods, Crips, and MS-13 must’ve missed the memo. The Supreme Court of the United States don’t even work like that—this ain’t a scoreboard, show us the receipts.
Pam, I’m sure you got a new directive: clean out your desk, make sure you grab that list, turn in your government phone with the Signal app, and oh yeah—shred as many of the Epstein files as you can while we distract everybody with war.
Kristi Noem was the first of the WWE ring card girls, white woman spokesmodels to go. Just before her cross-dressing husband was exposed—coincidence? I don’t think so. She got “fired up” to a new position as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, part of the MCU. Stan Lee gonna need a check. She has basically been banished to Siberia. I hope there ain’t no huskies up there.
Tulsi, your name is floating around. Girl… you in danger. Your stylist who hooked you up with the Cruella De Vil didn’t tell you while you were sitting in the chair? You may be questioning your decision to switch parties, but it’s too late now. I don’t think they letting you back under the tent. You may have to go sit over there with Margie Taylor Greene.
Who’s next—Karoline Leavitt, propaganda Barbie? That cross around your neck is getting heavy. You might want to run before he turns it into a noose and hangs you out to dry with it. You do have a built-in exit strategy since you’re pregnant—congratulations—but at this rate you might be auditioning for the next Handmaid’s Tale.
Ellie Mae and Becky Sue, y’all in trouble too. Your babies won’t have daycare because your leader said it’s not possible, telling Russell Vought, “Don’t send any money for daycare… we’re fighting wars.” War is hell on your babies. And since you don’t have mammy on the plantation to raise them… you in trouble, girl.
To the survivors—you need to be protected, validated, and heard. You are in danger of being erased by this administration for one reason and one reason only: his name is in the files. If the alleged atrocities are true, he will do anything to silence your truths and your stories of survival. Remember, the Dow was above 50,000. Bondi told us DJT was the greatest pedophile (oops, I meant president) ever.
Which brings me to the oldest girl… America.
You in danger, girl.
Your 250-year-old ass is not safe. You are in an abusive relationship where the rich and powerful white nationalists have decided, “If I can’t have you, nobody will.” The restraining order—the Constitution—will not protect you. The Supreme Court is no longer a reliable protector. The book they use to control you was not ordained by the Founders; they weren’t even Christians.
Benjamin Franklin was asked after the Constitutional Convention in 1787 by Elizabeth Willing Powel, “Well, Doctor, what have we got—a republic or a monarchy?” He replied, “A republic, if you can keep it.”
Today, old Benjie would be packing up his Almanac and heading back to England, cussing about the four-hour wait to get through security.
Most empires don’t collapse overnight… they follow a pattern.
Three final phases—rape, rob, and pillage.
The Epstein files? That’s phase I.
The big bullshit bill, crypto schemes, and DOGE? That’s phase II.
So don’t get distracted now…
Phase III is coming.
The question is… will she make it to her 250th birthday?
America… you in danger, girl.